Feb 19 2008

Hate my Ex

Published by Tot's Mom at 9:36 am under Relationship

If you are recovering from a relationship breakup and is still bitter over the whole thing, do not fret. Whether the person you hate is an ex-husband, ex-wife, ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfiend, there are various ways and means to get it all out from your system. And sometimes, what it takes is just a little creativity.

ashes.jpgOK, if you are desperately in need of closure, consider getting this plaque for your garden. You can try sprinkling some soil all over your lawn and think of it as your ex-husband’s ashes. Then, you can put this decor up to remind yourself that you are stepping all over him each time you walk across your garden.

golf.jpgIf you are seething with anger inside because you hate your ex-wife and need to release all those pent-up frustrations, go and get these golf balls. Hit them as hard as you can at a golf course and I’m sure you will feel much better afterwards.

voodoo-doll.jpgNext, if you are feeling revengeful and need an outlet for your bitterness without running foul of the law, try a voodoo doll. Start sticking in those pins if you really hate your ex-husband but still, do be careful of what you wish for.

ex-boyfriend.jpgHate your ex-boyfriend? If you want to remind yourself that your ex is good riddance, then take a look at this artwork. It would make nice decor for your wall at home besides serving the purpose of healing your wounds by reminding yourself that he is such a loser.

shirt.jpgIf you hate your ex and feel sorry for yourself, then wear this t-shirt to tell the whole world how unfair life has treated you. Tell everyone that your ex is now living happily in a nice big house while you wallow in misery in a pigeonhole, if it helps to make you feel better.

41rza-y8exl__aa280_.jpgLast but not least, there is this nice stainless steel knife set with a unique holder specifically targetted for people who hate their ex. It’s very practical because if you have completely purged your hateful ex from your system and have had enough of sticking knives into his/her body, you can always discard the holder and just keep the knives.

Not all relationships end with a mutual understanding to let go and not everyone can remain friends after a breakup. The feeling of “I hate my ex” is very common following a bitter split with time being the only antidote to a broken heart.

Whatever it is, I can only smile at designers’ creativity in filling this niche market. So, which do you like best? For me, I’ll go with the knife set. :)

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15 Responses to “Hate my Ex”

  1. constanceon 19 Feb 2008 at 10:43 am

    hahaha i really like the knife set thing…

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  2. Skittleson 19 Feb 2008 at 12:08 pm

    I saw your comment at Tammy’s blog and thought I’d pop over. I have an ex. I’m glad he’s an ex, too. LOL

    Would you like to join Heads Or Tails? :)
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  3. Tammyon 19 Feb 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Those are too funny! LOL!!!

  4. JO-Non 19 Feb 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Hahaha. This market is full of creative people! Hmm… I don’t think I can do those things if I have an ex.

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  5. Lauraon 19 Feb 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Those are all great…and after I ended a 7 year relationship, I could have and would have made a few of those purchases…but the best revenge, is finding true love and moving on…now, I hold no hard feelings as I have the most wonderful life ever!

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  6. Amidrinon 19 Feb 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I go with the knife set too! hahaha….

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  7. Jackion 19 Feb 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Haha…I’d go with the knife set, too. ;-)
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  8. Kimon 19 Feb 2008 at 10:42 pm

    Hysterical!! I like the voodoo doll.. :)

  9. Jenniferon 19 Feb 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Thanks for the laughs~!

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  10. Robynon 20 Feb 2008 at 12:08 am

    LOL!

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  11. stingon 20 Feb 2008 at 12:49 am

    hahahahaha.. those are creative!

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  12. sweetiepieon 20 Feb 2008 at 3:19 am

    I like the set knife better.LOL!this is cool stuff.how i wish i could buy this stuff 10 years ago.:)

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  13. Michelle Robinsonon 20 Feb 2008 at 6:22 am

    I would buy that knife set in a heartbeat! I’m not divorced, though; nor are my husband and I fighting (knock on wood, LOL). I just like it–and I think my husband would, too! What a conversation piece!

  14. slavemomon 20 Feb 2008 at 3:42 pm

    The knife set’s my fav too. ;) N I’m vy thankful that all the break-up I’ve had was not bitter at all.

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  15. lacaroticaon 09 Nov 2008 at 11:03 pm

    ohh these are very nice ideas huh! i really hate my ex but i know that there will come a point that if he got a new one, i’ feel jealous., i really am having hard time moving on.,

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