Oct 01 2008

Men vs Women

Published by Tot's Mom at 1:06 pm under Relationship

I think the following has been making the rounds among the Chinese in this part of the world. It comprises quite a few pictures to depict the story which you can get from here but I have omitted them. Anyway, let’s see if you can relate to it.

Time: 8.00 Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Girl: Get out of bed
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.02
Girl: Brush teeth
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.04
Girl: Wash face…
Boy: *scratch scratch…* zzz…

Time: 8.07
Girl: Apply lotion
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.10
Girl: Apply whitening lotion
Boy: *turn over…* zzz…

Time: 8.13
Girl: Apply emulsion
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.15
Girl: Apply anti-UV + sunblock
Boy: Ze! … Ze! (Sounds people make when sleeping)

Time: 8.17
Girl: Choose clothes to wear
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.35
Girl: Put on clothes… take off clothes… put on clothes… take off clothes…
Boy: *scratch scratch…* zzz…

Time: 8.40
Girl: Finished dressing
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.45
Girl: Apply foundation
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.46
Girl: Apply powder
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.48
Girl: Curl eyelashes
Boy: *talking in his sleep…* zzz…

Time: 8.50
Girl: Apply eyeliner
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.53
Girl: Apply blusher
Boy: zzz…

Time: 8.55
Girl: Apply lipstick
Boy: *kicks blanket…*

Time: 8.57
Girl: Arrange hair
Boy: *get out of bed…*

Time: 8.58
Girl: Bling bling + purse + shoes
Boy: *wash face + brush teeth + change clothes…*

Time: 9.00
Girl and Boy: Let’s go!

Sounds familiar in any way? :)

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4 Responses to “Men vs Women”

  1. Tammyon 01 Oct 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Hey that’s my house! LOL

  2. Jenon 02 Oct 2008 at 1:12 am

    Ha ha ha. That’s cute.

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  3. Faunaon 02 Oct 2008 at 1:39 am

    Hi, thank you for visiting my blog.

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  4. stingon 03 Oct 2008 at 12:04 am

    hmm, I know a couple who’s like that… :-)
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