Dec 02 2008
Before and After Marriage
I’m sure all of us know that circumstances change after marriage compared to when we are dating. Somehow, the relationship dynamics simply shift course, perhaps because we start to get too comfortable with each other.
I was actually looking through this week’s Love Q from JM’s blog when I found this humorous e-mail piece. So, I pinched it and I hope she doesn’t mind. Here goes:
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
_________________________________________________________
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
• Romance 9.5
• Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as
• NBA 5.0,
• NFL 3.0
• Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
• Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
• Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
• If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
• Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Related Posts:
Ha,ha..this is really entertaining and funny too…but, it bring the correct message lor..of the different between before and after marriage
Hee–that’s very cute!