Dec 28 2008
New Year Resolutions
With Christmas over and 2009 approaching fast as I write this post, let me wish everyone a Happy New Year. If you have made any resolutions for the new year, may I wish you every success towards keeping them.
Just for laughs, I saw this compilation of funny new year resolutions at this site:
- Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
- I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
- I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
- I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
- Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
- I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
- I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
- I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
- I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
- I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
- I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
- I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
- I will think of a password other than “password.”
- I will not tell the same story at every get together.
- I won’t worry so much.
- I will cut my hair.
- I will grow my hair.
- I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
- I will be more imaginative.
- I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
Talking of new year resolutions, I don’t want to discourage you but Joey Adams once came up with this wish:
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Further, F.M. Knowles once said:
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
OK, whatever your opinion is on new year resolutions, Happy 2009 to you and your loved ones.
LOVED the list!
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