Oct 21 2009
Funny Baby Clothes
I’m sure you have come across those cute little baby clothes that say ‘If you think I’m cute, you should see my mom’ or ‘Daddy’s girl’. Basically, t-shirts that are funny and look cute on a baby.
But recently, I was looking through Cafepress and saw baby’s t-shirts that say ‘Be Useful, Wipe My Ass!’ and ‘Feed Me, Bitch!’ Now, that got me thinking. Would you let your baby wear those kind of shirts?
Perhaps they make great humorous gifts. It is funny, no doubt, when you are not the one who would be looking after the baby 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I think you might just go crazy if you have that kind of t-shirt staring right back at you when you are all stressed up from lack of sleep from a fussy baby.
Anyway, these t-shirts remind me of another saying and that is ‘Be good to your kids. They choose your nursing home.’ I can’t remember who said it but I just thought it is consistent with the words on these t-shirts. Meaning to say, from the day your kid is born, you better be a good and useful parent, whether it is to wipe his ass or feed him food. You don’t want to end up in a lousy nursing home, do you? 
